News, opinion, essays and links for residents and friends of Mojácar, Almería.
This site, started in September 2002, is called The Entertainer Online to continue The Entertainer name, the name of a weekly newspaper started by me in 1985 which ran without interruption throughout southern Spain until 1999 when a three year option to buy was taken by staffers. They never concluded the deal, or paid me, but changed the name when the option expired in April 2002 instead. Que vamos a hacer.
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A bit late, but the cochineal flies killing off the chumbo, the prickly pear, in Almería (now in the Parque Natural de Cabo de Gata) have reached the attention of the Press (if not the authorities). El Mundo says that some experts think that the prickly pear and some other types of cactus will become extinct in Almería, Murcia and Granada within a decade. Meanwhile, the ecologists say that, since the cactus is not a 'native plant', it might as well disappear. A similar argument for the eradication of the potato and the tomato, for example, hasn't occurred to these ill-informed louts, who hold so much power over the countryside.
'During Wednesday's Parliamentary debate on the state of the autonomy of Andalucía, the President of Andalucía, Susana Díaz, announced that it is her government's intention to place a proposal before parliament to CHANGE the LOUA (the Planning Laws of Andalucía) to enable the regularization of properties that are in a legal limbo....We believe this refers to the proposals of the associations to modify article 185.2 of the LOUA with respect to parcelaciones urbanisticas or illegal land divisions' (note from AUAN, following from a report in the Diario Sur titled 'Junta propone cambiar ley urbanística para regularizar viviendas ilegales' ('Junta proposes to change the planning laws to regularise the illegal homes'). Could things really be changing for the better or is it election time again?
Later: The Andalucian Parliament, with the opposition of the IU and the abstention of the PP, approved on Thursday the proposal from the President of Andalucia, Susana Diaz, to modify the Planning Laws of Andalucia (LOUA). The initiative proposes to facilitate the regularization of buildings located on 'parcelaciones urbanisticas' – building plots created from larger pieces of land. The 'Ecologistas en Acción' say they are against the move, calling the home-owners 'delinquentes'. Susana Díaz said that the move was 'to answer a situation which affects thousands of families and that the Government could no longer ignore'. More at El Mundo. A second article, in El Confidencial, suggests that a recent meeting between Ms Díaz and the British ambassador had helped win the day. About 25,000 homes will be legalised.
To honour victims of domestic violence, the Town Hall of Fines (near Macael in the interior of Almería) has ordered the largest sculpture in a single piece of marble ever seen - a rendition of a woman (Picture here). The piece, 4.5m high, will be left at the entrance to the village. A local woman was killed by her husband three years ago.
Spain might be in a mess, with huge unemployment, massive corruption and the looming threat of a huge problem with the Catalans, but don't try and forget all this with a puff or two off of a doobie: what my dad would have called a cannabis cigarette, wacky terbacky etc. Last year, 10,400 people were fined in Almería for having small quantities of maría about their person, sometimes just a joint. New fines for this utterly evil, depraved and antisocial practice, now thumping through Parliament, will be increased with limits between 600 and 30,000 euros as part of the 'Ley de Seguridad Ciudadana' to be approved by the end of this year. Almería apparently smokes more weed than any other Andalucian province, despite its relatively small population.
Mojácar has more to it than tourism. It has residents. We buy a house, a car, we shop all year long and we support local restaurants. Each one of us must put the equivalent of several hundred tourists' wallets into the community each year. We have no champion, no town hall department and no budget, yet we do more for our town than the hotels and the three-month tripper season (now at an end). We maintain our town: paint, plant and water it (instead of being sick all over it). We are given no jobs, no representation, no respect. Local elections are next May: get on the 'padrón' and ask to be registered to vote.
August is over, the tourists have dropped to a reasonable and manageable level, the political talk and preparation for next May's local elections is starting... and I've been on a yacht tacking back n' forth on the high seas all day long. I see they've even updated my lenoxnapier.com webpage. Tasteful!
Susana Díaz, the PSOE President of the Junta de Andalucía, wonders how the local Carboneras PSOE can be in favour of renewing work on the ghastly Hotel Algarrobico as voted in a plenary session in Carboneras on Tuesday. 'We must think of the - as yet - unborn children and their inheritance', said Susana who wants the Carboneras compañeros to 'explain themselves' to the Party. The Junta, we read, will be pouring money into new investments into our area: 'I want the Citizens of the Levante to know that I will support their region, and I ask them not to put their natural inheritance at risk, because we must financially help the area that has the privilege of being the steward of this public land', said Susana yesterday.
The nice thing about Paco Haro's book about the foreigners who came to live in Mojácar in the sixties and seventies is the respect and cordiality of the writer towards his subject. His dad owned a small hotel in the village square and we all stayed there. We brought some funny habits with us but we also brought money, we bought houses, opened bars and eventually, we brought tourism to Mojácar, which became very wealthy as a result. The book, in homage to those foreigners - hundreds of them are named in its pages - is called 'Mojaqueros de Hecho': 'Honorary Mojacareros'. So, not everyone likes the foreigners, and we are properly grateful (I hope) to Paco for his book, presented the other evening in the Artisan Centre to a full house of foreign and local residents. Then along comes La Voz de Almería, our truly awful local daily of record, and writes it up here in an article called 'Mojaqueros de Hecho'. In five paragraphs of salty praise, it manages to not mention the subject of the book (the foreigners) once!
The wealthier a town is, the longer their fiesta lasts. Mojácar's Saint's Day is Thursday 28th, but the festivities run from Wednesday morning with some fireworks, through Sunday 31st. A full five days of noisy fun! People say that most, if not all, of the festivals in our fair city are held either in the Casco Viejo or at La Fuente - never on the beach, where most of the population lives. Almería is also in fiesta, and their fiestas run from this Saturday 23rd through to Saturday the 30th. Eight days. At least, they have a huge funfair and some bullfights. Once all this is over, the summer is said to belong, finally, to those of us who live here.
Later: Back in Mojácar, a group of concerned citizens have started a platform against noise for the municipality, supporting the Town Hall's stance on noise (unless its public noise: fiestas, loud pop groups in the Plaza Nueva, thunderflashes or indeed sirens). Find them here (in Spanish and English) and on Facebook here.
Let's see, Len and Helen Prior had their house demolished in January 2008, and we are now in August 2014. Since then, they have been living in their garage. That's for the past 80 months. What has Almería lost as a result of this atrocity? Billions of Euros and an indeterminate number of jobs (we have 36% unemployment here). What has Almería gained by demolishing a foreigners' house in a quiet area behind Vera? Nothing whatsoever!