News, opinion, essays and links for residents and friends of Mojácar, Almería.
This site, started in September 2002, is called The Entertainer Online to continue The Entertainer name, the name of a weekly newspaper started by me in 1985 which ran without interruption throughout southern Spain until 1999 when a three year option to buy was taken by staffers. They never concluded the deal, or paid me, but changed the name when the option expired in April 2002 instead. Que vamos a hacer.
Overview of this site (Sections at bottom of page)
*Rambeau’s Diary – a blog *Freebie-Jeebies® – Some relaxed comment on the poor quality local free-press *Fallout – quotes from other sites *National News Certain pieces that catch my fancy *Local News Certain pieces that catch my fancy *Essays: Various imput *Links about Spain (see top of page) about 200 useful links, including my other blog Spanish Shilling *To e-mail me - write to email@example.com. I don't always answer or open attachments.
Bank accounts in Spain could be blocked at the end of this month unless some information is provided – apparently 'to stop money laundering and terrorism' (sic) - (the ones stupid enough not to keep their stash in Switzerland). Some banks are sending out forms to their clients demanding this information, but some banks apparently are not doing so. Everyone with a Spanish bank account should be aware of this requirement. There a link here which explains more.
In an intriguing example of the friendly rivalry of our two main parties, sometimes referred to as the PPSOE, the Socialist Mayor of Cobdar in Almería (Pop. 154) is running for the local elections this May with a different party. He'll be asking for the vote of the cobdareños as their PP candidate! In the same slightly quixotic vein, his son, independent mayor of Uleila del Campo, will also be asking for the PP vote in the local elections. What an earth could have changed their minds?
The new 'anti-sleaze' coalition in Mojácar politics, Somos Mojácar, is headed up by Jessica Simpson, an Englishwoman who has lived here for most of her life, is married to a Spaniard and has two kids going through the local school system. Is her party project weird? Perhaps not: while it's strictly an independent municipalist group, the idea is spreading: there's now both a Somos Turre and a Somos Garrucha.
Later: Here's a few more coalitions starting up across the province, inspired by Mojácar's proposal: Somos Cuevas, Somos Carboneras, Somos Chirivel and Somos Gador.
It's always struck me as odd that our Town Hall has no memorial photos or paintings of previous incumbents staring out at visitors from the walls of our Oval Office. Perhaps each incoming mayor knows too much about the outgoing one to want to have any sign of him (or her). In my opinion, the only good mayor we had was old Jacinto Alarcon, who took nothing from the job beyond a good reputation and the satisfaction of improving the lot of his town and its inhabitants. Here's the full list of mayors, from Franco's last years on to today: From early 'sixties until 1979. Jacinto Alarcón 1979 Paco Gonzalez (El Marullo) CDS 1983 Paco Gonzalez (El Marullo) 1985 Moción de CensuraJuan Morales became Mayor 1987 Bartólome Flores PSOE 1991 Bartólome Flores PSOE 1993 Moción de Censura Rosmari Cano PSOE joined PP lead by Juan García 1995 Juan García 1999 Salvador Esparza (Mojácar 2000) two separate alliances (2 years PSOE/IU and 2 years PP) 2003 Carlos Cervantes (IU) four party alliance (13 parties contested election) 2005 Moción de Censura José Luís Artero PA gave town hall to Gabriel Flores* PSOE (one year) and Rosmari Cano PP (one year), only, Gabriel betrayed Rosmari and held on for the two years. 2007 Rosmari Cano 2011 Rosmari Cano 2015...?
(*Gabriel now 2nd with Unión Mojaquera behind Diego García)
The Mojácar municipal gallery (the building that should have been an art museum, located above La Fuente) is showing this month what must be a roving exhibition called 'El Canto del Ave Fénix' which is a collection 'de arte outsider' (using the English word). The show is a collection of art put out by an association that looks after patients with mental illness. Unfortunately, brought up as we are to expect amazing wonders from disturbed geniuses, the reality is that the show is almost unremittingly terrible. The other point is that the Town Hall's culture department should be showing local artists rather than this kind of roving stuff proper for hospital hallways.
Almería is known as a remarkable place for artists to visit and, in Spanish circles, it is also known as an important place for artists to come from. Now the City has signed a contract for an important modern art museum: the Museo de Arte Doña Pakyta (that large white house with Tudor beams at the bottom of the Paseo). This will show Almería artists, including art from the Movimiento Indaliana (the artists who made Mojácar famous in the late fifties). A second venue, the Centro de Arte Museo de Almería, to hold a further collection. This is exciting stuff, as Cantón Checa, Luis de Perceval, Andrés García Ibañez (images) and a number of other important artists will finally have a permanent home in the capital.
That huge boxy-white hotel nailed onto the back of the once-ruined Palacio de Chamberrí (which building became the inspiration for those four hideous red things with tea-pots on them on the way to Garrucha) was never opened. Built, wired, polished and with the beds made, but never opened. Nine years closed, the giant and self-consciously ugly white elephant has sat on the end of the inexplicably one-wayed route through Marina de la Torre. Eternally shut. Now word comes that the president of the Roquetas Playa Senador Group, José María Rossell (who started out his professional life as a young waiter in Garrucha), is hinting that his company has plans to buy the hotel and will open it this season.
Dogs: Man's best friends. We all have them and, I hope, love them. But, as so many other issues here, dogs have become a political hot potato. What about dog pounds, those horrid places where stray dogs are taken to, and if no one collects them within a week or so, are euthanised, put down, or as some slightly unstable people describe it 'are murdered'? Now though, 'the Madrid Assembly has passed a historic bill banning the "slaughter of stray animals." The new law will make pet abandonment and the euthanasia of homeless dogs illegal in Madrid, Spain's capital and largest city. The political groups of all parties came together in a unanimous decision', says Dog Heirs, a webpage which says of itself 'Dogs Are Family™'. Wonderful. Hooray. So, what are they going to do with all of those dogs? Here's a quote from the Daily Mail with a similar problem over in the UK: 'Figures by the Dogs Trust, the country’s largest dog welfare charity, reveal that the number of stray dogs in Britain has reached an 11-year high, with more than 126,176 dogs being picked up by local authorities over the past 12 months — equating to 345 stray dogs being found every day'. Spanish TV quoted in 2012 a level of 145,000 dogs abandoned each year. Again, what are they going to do with them?
The final 'Pleno Ordinario' before the local elections of May 24th was held in Mojácar on Thursday evening. These 'ordinary plenary sessions' are held every two months. Once again, the Mayoress was unable to attend this meeting where the Opposition is able to ask questions, leaving her second-in-command Fernando to stonewall any queries. The Unión Mojaquera and Ciudadanos Europeos parties walked out, and the PSOE and Jessica Simpson's MPSM remained to ask whether there would be another opportunity before the elections to ask the Mayoress about such important issues as the interruption of regular activities by the work on the beach promenade this summer, the lack of parking, the remarkable expenses by the Town Hall spent on both local English radio and newspapers (!) and so on. No answers were forthcoming. Jessica also asked if any (any?) of the councillors had seen or heard the viral recording of a Town Hall staffer apparently offering to buy a postal vote back in 2011. Nobody had. Despite the importance of the occasion, only half a dozen members of the public attended the brief meeting.
Well, there it was – the Andalucian elections pleased, well, nobody. The winner with a simple majority was the ineffable and visibly pregnant Susana Díaz, but without enough support for a comfortable time, and now with less chance of spreading her wings and attempting to take over the national leadership of the PSOE in their primaries in July. Perhaps, as PSOE leader Pedro Sánchez told her just before the elections, 'you handle Andalucía, I'll stay with Spain'. The Partido Popular lost a number of seats in the Andalucían Parliament, followed in third place by the irrepressible Teresa Rodríguez from Podemos. But, has Podemos peaked? Fourth came Ciudadanos: not bad, but perhaps not good enough. Fifth the now largely redundant Izquierda Unida, who, like the disappeared Partido Andalucista, lost its support by being a minority partner in a PSOE dominated Andalucía. Talking of disappeared parties, the UPyD won no seats, as did the rest of the pack, including, well, PACMA, the 'animalist party' (it takes all sorts). Almería was the only province that called for the PP, with the other seven provinces preferring the PSOE, showing once again Almería's unease with rule from far-off Seville. The largest block were the 'abstentions' – those who stayed home (36%). In all, the seats are PSOE 47 (55 needed to win), PP with 33, Podemos took 15, Ciudadanos 9 and IUCA/Los Verdes (sigh!) has five.